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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty)

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty)

Current price: $9.99
Publication Date: April 2nd, 2013
Publisher:
Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN:
9781449427047
Pages:
64

Description

The cat's answer to Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of excuses and suggestions from cats to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done!

Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat—and human—nature, including:

  • Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn’t the main reason to have a cat so you don’t have to waste time developing normal human relationships?
  • If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face.
  • Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized.
  • The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed…because now it must get up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.

About the Author

Jeremy Greenberg is the best-selling author of 9 humor books, an award-winning parenting blogger, as well as an internationally headlining stand-up comedian and joke writer. When not traveling, Jeremy is at home in San Diego demonstrating alpha-male behavior to his twin, eight-year-old sons--mostly by saying "Whatever" and leaving the room every time his wife says that he's incorrectly loaded the dishwasher. www.jeremygreenberg.com